Hate the Mondays!

Got a bad case of the Mondays? We do too. But trust us, things could be worse. Much worse...

You could be the bagholder on this Laguna Niguel property that's in the "backup offers accepted" stage. Previous sales price in 2004 was $750k. Latest asking price was $610,000. Upgrades and features include "LARGE STONE FIREPLACE IN LIVING ROOM. BUILT IN SPEAKERS, PANORAMIC VIEW OF HILLS, TREETOPS & CITY LIGHTS. BEAUTIFUL HARDWOOD FLOORING, REMODELED GUEST BATH. MASTER SUITE WITH VIEWS. SMOOTH CEILINGS THROUGHOUT, CUSTOM PAINT COLORS."

You could be the decorator assigned to take care of this San Juan property. Notice the minty green theme throughout the unit. It's even on the white and green awnings out front.

And in the garage. Last asking price was $274,900, currently accepting backup offers. Sorry, you're too late!

Or, for today's grand finale, you could be the person who has to explain why this San Juan mansion near Marbella should be sold for $12.5 million after being originally listed for $15 million.

Everything about this place screams "ridiculous," from the 11-car garage to the 6 ovens and 4 refrigerators and the "12-foot arched wooden garage doors, leading to a Venetian-style ballroom complete with Austrian crystal chandeliers." Let's not forget the butler's kitchen off the main kitchen, where you can cook for 500 people and serve them wine from your 1,500-bottle white wine cellar and 2,500 bottle red wine cellar. Or, maybe you'd like to hang out in the "chapel" or the 15-seat theatre.