Hiking in the woods? You could be home now!

For some, this might look like a golden opportunity to be closer to nature in the Cleveland National Forest. For others (including myself), it only looks like a little cabin in the middle of the woods.

62 Upper Trabuco, R. Santa Margarita, 92678
Asking price: $289,000
Asking price/ sq ft: $361
Income requirement: $72,250
Size: 2 beds, 1 bath, 800 sq ft (built in 1962)
MLS: S505195 (19 days on Redfin)
2006 property tax: Not listed
HOA dues: Ha ha ha
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other (Yes, that's really what it says)
Stories: Split Level
From listing (my emphasis in bold): Nestled in the oak and sycamore trees six miles into the cleveland national forest stands a recreational cabin located next to a seasonal running stream which is stocked with trout. With your nearest neighbor 1/4 mile away this fully self-contained cabin offers peaceful serenity. Waterfalls and miles of hiking and mountain bike trails (which connect to the ortegas)await the naturist as well as the athelete in training. New carpet & flooring, generator & watertank. Turnkey, a must see!
Before I read the part about it being good for the "athlete in training" I totally had it in my head that this would be the kind of place a boxer would traditionally retreat to before a big fight to train in isolation.

Talk about being off the grid. Wow...Guess that's why this property is being marketed as a "recreational cabin" and not a primary residence. Anybody else wondering where you're supposed to park your car? Perhaps by that tree stump.